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I'M JADE , FOLLOW ME ♥ I LOVE LANA DEL REY ♥
lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE
April 29th 2013 at 07:55AM | 119,704 notes
yeceniasurviveplease: & everything about him is just so peaceful and blahhh >
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chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

April 22nd 2013 at 06:30PM | 206,001 notes
thcbodycleanse: this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact this gif is kinda like that
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le-mu: approxblonde: witchyroses: witchyroses: 250 men and women were asked to draw what these emotions felt like in their bodies. These are the combined results HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW I FEEL PEOPLES EMOTIONS HOLY GOD PH MY I THINK THIS IS PROOK OH MY GOD I AM FREAKING OUT ANGER IS SHARP AND ITS IN YOUR HEAD AND HANDS SADNESS IS IN YOUR CHEST JOY IS ROUND AND ITS TRUE YOU DONT FEEL MANY EMOTIONS IN YOUR LEGS HOLY SHIT This was a huge confidence boost for me and one of my favorite reblogs of the year This is so beautiful q
April 22nd 2013 at 06:24PM | 290,164 notes
cexjay: o-dyssea: ☾ indie, nature , spiritual here ☆ make something greAt of yourself no matter what your situation is x
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  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
  • Teacher: Technically
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher: what
  • Student: what
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    delaneydelaneydelaney: unfabulus: 71st-street: flaawed: erectdaddy: halfhero: oh my god I reblog this everytime I see it WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM SOMEONE MESSAGE ME can someone message me and tell me what this is from please and thank ya yes omg what is this from?? too grunge to function
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